The chart masterminded by 9gag is based on average penis sizes around the world. They don't say how exactly they happened upon this information, but we're guessing there's one very happy lady out there somewhere - and a few disgruntled men.
However, one of the most disappointing thing about this chart is that the UK doesn't actually feature. Lets just assume that Germany goes as a base point for all us European countries and thank the lord for our good fortune in life.
Just take a look:
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