It looks trendy
You haven’t done your washing in a few months and all you have are those too small jeans and that anorak? No worries, simply pull your hair into a tiny man bun to transform into the ultimate trendsetter.
It makes you look HOT
You may have no front teeth and a cheek wart, but a tiny man bun will make all of your flaws moot.
It hides the truth about your voluminous locks
Is your hair thin or insanely puffy? No one needs to know. The tiny man bun will hide the truth.
The greasier the better, therefore win win
Men generally eschew hygiene. Tiny man buns look great with a little grease. Everyone’s a winner
It attracts women like Lynx
Put it a tiny man bun and go out on the pull in Shoreditch. You’ll have no problems, guaranteed.
And makes you kindred spirits with Jon Snow
The Prince of the tiny man bun.
And David Beckham
The King of the tiny man bun. Now and forever.
It makes you automatically smell of guitar strings and cigarettes
And leather bound books…and mahogany…
They always seems to come with a beard and some form of trendy clothing
Stick to the three Bs: buns, beards and brogues.
It automatically makes you cool
It takes a confident (and therefore cool) man to pull of the tiny man bun.
Have you tried it? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg
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