He’ll make sure his little sibling’s enemies tremble with fear
He might not be the King of England yet, but he's certainly the King of making other toddlers cry.
He’ll happily hand over his old dungarees
Comfy and numerous as they are.
He has this amazing yellow duck he surely will be happy to share
Despite the clear hatred in Kate's eyes, the duck is staying.
Not to mention the rest of his toys
They must have rooms FULL of giant teddies. FULL.
He can give fashion advice
Just look at him. He's so fly.
He knows how to make clear what he wants
Hint? You must scream your royal lungs out.
He can teach his sibling how to rock a dress
Boy or girl, they will be forced into this traditional frilly monstrosity.
He'll lend out his knee length socks
And teach them all about exotic animals
Not all one-year-old's have met a bilby. We haven't even met a bilby.
He'll hook them up with the ladiez
Or you know, just teach them how to share their toys nicely.
And teach them how to throw shade
Much like his Grandmother, George never needed help learning this one.
He can teach them how to command us peasants to kneel before them
It hasn't worked yet, but SOON.
Not to mention how to make an ‘evil genius’ face
Maniacal laugh!
Oh, and how to be adorable. Obviously.
What do you think Prince George can teach Royal Baby #2? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Tweet her @emmyfg!
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