You have an affinity with gardening
Why go into Mordor when you can grow a nice big pumpkin?!
Your feet are hairy as f*ck
Not that this is a bad thing. #HairyPride
Being cheeky is just a way of life
"I don't know why he's so upset! It's only a couple of carrots!"
You have around six meals a day
"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
Thinking about it, food is your life’s greatest passion
Adventure's are for fools, dinner parties are for winners.
Your natural curls have never felt like a burden
In fact, it perfectly complements your large, adorable ears.
You like to stay out of trouble
Hobbits are highly inconspicuous, so don't worry if your friends are ignoring you, they probably just haven't seen you. On the bright side, you'd make a TOP burglar!
But secretly crave a LITTLE adventure
Sometimes you just can't help yourself. It's a curiosity thing. #Sorrynotsorry
You’re quite in touch with your feelings
Want to get smashed with a LOTR drinking game? Take a shot every time a Hobbit cries.
You can be a little dim
But helpful! Always helpful!
You are the shortest amongst all of your friends
Bonus points if you are called a Halfling and/or 'one of the Shire folk'.
You really, really believe in Hobbiton
IT IS A REAL PLACE OKAY.
You’re a MAJOR lightweight
A PINT? *Swoons*.
YOU BOW TO NO ONE
Which makes you better than a King. A KING.
You’re EXTREMELY loyal
Your friends are everything to you, and so even if it means going into the heart of evil itself to destroy a corrupt piece of jewellery whilst your pal is intermittently going cray cray and knowing it will inevitably lead to your death, you'll still stick with them through it all. *Hugs for Samwise*.
You HATE being taken to Isengard
Horrible place. Swampy.
You have no problem having deep and loving relationships with your pals
Bromance or womance, you love your fellow friends DEEPLY.
You have just a lovely singing voice
Especially when your batsh*t crazy Master demands you perform as he sends hundreds of men to certain death whilst crunching through cherry tomatoes and chicken. #DenethorProbz
You hate being left out
Even if it means getting yourself into horrendous situations, it's still better than suffering FOMO!
No one will ever QUITE understand you!
In some ways you're predictable, in other ways you're a complete enigma! Never change.
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This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!
