We all know Harry Potter
He saves the wizarding world a few times while dealing with typical teenage drama over the years like dealing with his abusive Aunt and Uncle and protecting his Godfather who is wanted for murder, etc. You know, the usual stuff.
And we all know that eventually he marries Ginny and the pair end up having three children
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well." *Round of applause*
But what you may not have realised was that during school he was the biggest cock block Hogwarts has ever seen
Your two best friends falling in love can't be easy, but it seems Harry was totally ignorant this was even happening
Ron is trying to ask Hermione out Harry. Stop staring Harry.
EVERY TIME Ron and Hermione had a moment, HP would promptly ruin it
He never seems to realise he is always the last one to join in the 'group hug'
Seriously he NEVER lets them have a moment
TURN AROUND HARRY YOU VOYEUR.
JUST LOOK AT HIS ANGRY LITTLE FACE
THE BOY WHO COCK BLOCKED
The Chosen Cock Block
Harry James Cock Block Potter of Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey
Undesirable number third wheel
Seriously take a hint and stop joining in man!
He even tries to nestle in on Hermione
Seriously Harry back off right now and we'll pretend this never happened.
At least Ron gets his revenge
To conclude: it's a miracle Ron and Hermione actually managed to get together
Though they had to get to the Chamber of Secrets to get far away enough from Harry for it to happen.
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