Want to make this a drinking game? One shot on Saturday every time Louis says ANY of these...
You look like a popstar, you sing like a popstar, you ARE a popstar!
Unless you lose, by which point it's back to the day job...
You remind me of [enter irrelevant celebrity’s name]
Said celebrity was usually popular around 15 years earlier as well...
You owned the stage!
Everyone has such presence!
You could be the next big thing!
If all the people Louis told could be the next big thing WERE the next big thing, we'd ALL be famous by now.
You’ve got the [likeability/fun/nice] factor
Yeah but what about the X factor though Louis...name of the show and all that...
I think he/she has a lot of potential
Meaning: they're sh*t now but they might get better. Don't vote.
You are what this show is ALL. ABOUT.
Singing...?
I want to see you in the final!
If Louis had his way, it would be one LONG final.
You deserve to be here!
Unlike all these other people who don't care too much about becoming renowned performers!
You’ve got the whole package!
Just like me (wink).
The girls/boys are gonna love you!
Translation: you're hot and I appreciate that.
You sang that like you meant it
Sorry, but how can you sing songs LIKE YOU MEANT IT?
I think you’re world class!
Which is why you'll probably come third...
That was a great, great performance
Are any performances anything less than great (x2)?
You have something the other acts don’t have
Ever going to explain what that is?
This is one of the hardest decisions I’ve ever had to make
Is it though? Really? We hear that a lot.
How do you feel about Louis? Drunk yet?! Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
This article was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!
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PS. We know Louis is likely to say all of the above, so while we all like a drinking game - try and drink responsibly!
