1. You’ve have a hard day
This is the first time in the last 24 hours that you're experiencing a moment that isn't horrible. Be it stuck in traffic, stressed at work or burning dinner, so dammit you're going to enjoy yourself.
2. Hey, you’re alone, aren’t you?
You've finally got some time to yourself so why not divulge?! BRB just switching my WhatsApp status to "Urgent calls only".
3. You're looking for some laughs
From Ana's drunken call to Christian, to the pair's pseudo-serious conversation over the terms of Christian's sex contract, this film is surprisingly full of humour!
4. Sometimes Jamie Dornan is better than sex. OKAY I ADMITTED IT.
It's okay he only ever wears grey. Because he looks GREAT in grey. He also looks great flying a helicopter. And naked. He looks REALLY good naked.
5. The boyfriend is out with the lads
He thinks you're just having a quiet night in whilst he goes on the lash. He has no idea you're expecting a visit from Mr Grey. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
6. You’ve been single for FAR. TOO. LONG.
Sometimes you need a gentleman to keep you company. Even if he is just on a screen, fictitious and you're actually in bed with nothing but your pillows and a massive bar of Galaxy chocolate.
7. You're in serious need of sexspiration
Short of actually building yourself a Red Room, watching Fifty Shades is the best way to re-vamp that sex life. Time to start taking notes.
8. This could basically happen to you and you need to prepare
Because really, what would you do if a billionaire decided you were special, bought you first edition books and a CAR and basically said you were the love of his life? If you are pondering this, it's probably best you watch the movie and get all the information, just in case.
9. Every woman needs a guilty pleasure
Everyone needs one and everyone has it. Guilty pleasures are what make us unique. Keep telling yourself that as you watch Christian take his shirt off for the 1,000,000th time.
10. You deserve a treat
Really, who deserves an evening of rippling torsos more than you do right now?
11. Sometimes you need a little light-hearted romp in your life
We're all for watching Oscar-nominated movies that highlight amazing biographical tales or crucial social, political and economic issues but, you know, sometimes you need to tune all of that out and focus on what's really important: Jamie Dornan's face.
12. You couldn't be bothered to read the books
You're not proud of it, but you've always been the type of girl that would rather enjoy a movie then spend WEEKS trying to get through a book - and Fifty Shades is a TRILOGY. Nah thanks.
13. You've always been a little bit kinky deep down and this gives you an excellent excuse to explore it
So BDSM has become mainstream has it? Interesting...
14. You just love Jamie Dornan in general
He was so funny and charming on that chat show so how can you NOT love him? Hot with a sense of humour? Time to see him in action.
15. Why do you even need a reason?! You’re a grown woman and you can do WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE
If you want to watch Fifty Shades of Grey, watch Fifty Shades of Grey. Why should you excuse something you enjoy? OWN IT.
So are you going to give it a try? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
The Fifty Shades of Grey movie is available to download on iTunes before its DVD release on 22nd June! If you’re curious for more – you’ll get major added extras including exclusive behind the scenes footage, music videos and a first look at Fifty Shades Darker.
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