Here's what our thought process would look like after hearing Kate Upton was the other woman in our lives...
I'm screwed.
I mean, she looks better without makeup than I look with it.
Wait, should I try a beauty spot?
Should I get implants?
I really need to work out.
How the hell did they meet?!
He doesn't even follow sports but subscribes to Sports Illustrated. I should've known.
It's like, I'm mad, but I'm not mad. I mean, she's Kate Upton. I guess my boyfriend has good taste. She didn't know he was with me. She thought he was single...
And he is a really good liar. It's not her fault. Poor girl, being two-timed like that. Wait. What am I saying?!
Maybe I can turn a negative into a positive. Confronting her could be the perfect opportunity to ask what kind of conditioner she uses... and what her diet is like... and maybe she'll clue me in on the secret to achieving absolute perfection. Every cloud has a silver lining, right?
Ugh, screw it. She can have him.
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