Resting neatly over your particulars with an anchor between your butt cheeks, the C-string offers to protect your dignity while simultaneously obliterating all trace of it. Think a thong, but leagues more narcissistic.
In fact, save yourself some pain and just don't think of it at all.
Designed to eliminate the chance of VPL, the c-string is the new lingerie garment you never knew you needed, or ever really wanted...
It also comes in a variety of colours and patterns because, well, there is no logical reason for this.
Plus animal print, kinky fluff and/or with plumage. WHY NOT?!
One lady even took it to the beach.
And just in case the guys feel left out, there's a version for them too.
Kill it with fire. Quickly.
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