Some people innately know what they were supposed to do in life, from the looks of this little tyke's timing, he's going to be one hell of a comedian.
The photoshoot was all going swimmingly until tiny Ted decided to do what babies do best right in front of photographer Kirsty Grant who managed to capture simultaneously the sweetest and most disgusting baby photo of all time.
Then this happened...
The only thing stopping us from screaming in horror is the adorably smug look on Ted's face. Unsurprisingly when Dad Al Ferguson uploaded the episode onto his blog The Dad Network it went viral. Kids should really come with a warning.
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