What better way to celebrate The Great British Bake Off being back on our screens than witnessing Hugh Jackman and Billy Crystal read out the utter smut that has come from Mary Berry's own mouth? That's obviously a rhetorical question because NOTHING could beat that. Is it slightly disturbing? Yes. Essential viewing? Definitely. So watch and enjoy.
Who knew that meringue could be so inappropriate?
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