The Ryan Gosling Aftershock: How One Baby Turned ALL Women Crazy

Guys, it happened. Ryan Gosling had a baby with someone who wasn't Rachel McAdams. Or us. Apparently he and long-term girlfriend Eva Mendes welcomed a presumably really, really ridiculously good looking baby girl on 12th September, and as delighted as we are for the couple, it's fair to say we're sadder for ourselves. Here are the top reactions to the Gosling baby news...

Summary

· There was a lot of confusion
· And a summation of our feelings
· Followed by some uncomfortable thoughts
· Obviously the bambino soon becomes the most fantastic child ever born
· Then there was this girl who just wants everyone to be honest with themselves
· Followed by misery, because IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
· A LOT of fun was hand with a baby named 'Gosling'
· It was only a matter of time before The Notebook was referenced
· Josh Peck sums our reaction up nicely.

There was a lot of confusion

mum - your blokes girls had his baby, you know that ryan gosling me - Oh i know!, dont remember popping that one out
— Emily Saunders (@SAUNDERS3mily) September 17, 2014

Did everyone hear.. Ryan gosling is having a baby. It's weird tho because I don't feel pregnant
— Arreis Nekal (@MermaidArreis) September 13, 2014

And a summation of our feelings

Eva Mendes had Ryan Gosling's baby. Cue the collective cry of women around the world. #heygirl
— Jackie Patton (@jackieepatton) September 16, 2014

Followed by some uncomfortable thoughts

I feel bad for Ryan Gosling's daughter. She has to spend her whole entire life trying to not be attracted to her father.
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) September 16, 2014

Obviously the bambino soon becomes the most fantastic child ever born

Congratulations to Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling for having a baby that will make every other baby look like a monster by comparison
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) September 16, 2014

Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby. A star above the hospital marked the place of the girl's birth. #TheNotebook #RyanGosling
— Joe 'Monk' Pardavila (@joepardavila) September 16, 2014

Then there was this girl who just wants everyone to be honest with themselves

OK, come on... hands up if you’re annoyed Ryan Gosling has reportedly had a baby with someone who isn’t you?
— Amy Brookbanks (@AmyBrookbanks) September 17, 2014

Followed by misery, because IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

It's so sad when you realize that you didn't give birth to Ryan Gosling's first child.
— White Girl Problems (@whitegrlproblem) September 16, 2014

Ladies, join me in double McDonalds breakfast sandwiches this AM as we mourn the loss of our opportunity to carry Ryan Gosling's first child
— Kaitlin Monte (@kaitlinmonte) September 17, 2014

A LOT of fun was hand with a baby named 'Gosling'

I love that we can legitimately refer to Ryan Gosling's newborn daughter as a 'young Gosling'. I'm now imagining a small goose in a hat.
— Alex Butterworth (@guttersmurf) September 17, 2014

@entylawyer First #BabyGosling photo is beyond adorable! What would you name her? pic.twitter.com/glYi4btM0Z
— Brendan McInnis ㋡ (@BrendanMcInnis) September 16, 2014

It was only a matter of time before The Notebook was referenced

"If you're a baby, I'm a baby." -Ryan Gosling, to his newborn
— Jules (@HouseofJules) September 16, 2014

So apparently Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby on Friday. He is already building them both a house. By hand.
— Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) September 16, 2014

Josh Peck sums our reaction up nicely.

How did you feel when you heard the news? Despondent? Happy? Totally indifferent? Tweet us @sofeminineUK

This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Tweet her @emmyfg!

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