17 Things Every Self-Respecting Cat Lady Needs

The cat lady life isn't just for little old ladies anymore. Much like knitting and the art of a blue rinse, being a cat lady is just so bang on trend right now. How many Instagram accounts have you seen dedicated to the millennial felines? How many more cats does Taylor Swift need to get before the world realises they are cool? Here's what you need to make it on your way as the season's HOTTEST look, The Cat Lady.

1. The cats in hats crochet guide

To prove yourself as a true cat lady, you must of course know how to crochet your cat a jaunty hat. How else do you think they're going to keep warm, with their fur or something?! From gentlemanly bowler hats to jovial banana hats, there is a hat to suit every cat personality out there in this book.

2. Beware of the Cat doormat

As a cat lady, you should warn people that they are about to enter a home of warm snuggles and a faint smell of cat food...

3. Radiator bed

Because your cat deserves the best, this cat bed that hooks over the radiator and gently makes them toasty warm is a must have for every cat lady worth a yarn. Also, just think of the photo possibilities because omg CUTE.

4. Cat pun mug

Because every cat lady should appreciate a cat pun, especially when relating to coffee.

5. Cat poster

As yourself, a cat lady, will know, cat art is highly underestimated. Just look at this piece. It tells us so much. We could look at it for days...

6. Cat makeup bag

Please read above about cat ladies and puns. Also, this makeup bag proves that you can be cute AND be a cat lady. Because makeup.

7. Mini vacuum

This little robot will vacuum all of your cats pesky stray hairs away, and also they will look hella cute sat on it as it takes them for a ride (as countless YouTube videos have shown, this genuinely does happen.)

8. Cat jumper

Cat ladies don't just express their love of cats through, you know, owning a cat. They show it through their fashion wear as well. Sure this isn't quite Taylor Swift's brown onesie entirely patterned with cats, but it is a solid message, and that message is that you really love cats.

9. Cat clock

Enjoy your time with your cat - but remember you have other commitments. This swinging tail clock will ensure you don't waste your day away marvelling over how clever/cute/creative your cat is.

10. Cat tin

Cats have their treats, and you have yours. Whether you want to stash catnip for your little fellow or just want to pack this with biscuits for yourself, the cat aesthetic is a perfect storage place.

11. Cat book

So you can laugh and agree with all of the observations from of cat lady to another.

12. Cat cushion

Snuggle up to a cat, even when your cat is being cold with this fancy cat cushion.

13. Cat magnets

Sticking memos to your fridge door never looked so classy. Well...maybe not classy, they are cats butts after all.

14. Cat watch

Even when you are away from your cat, remind yourself that the minutes are ticking down before you can be reunited with him or her with this friendly Chesire Cat watch.